Okay, Dalia, before yesterday, when was the last time you heard Robert Mueller's voice?

I just remembered searching for audio of it in the last few years, because I thought,

what if he has a squeaky little mouse voice?

A little mouse voice.

You know, like what if...

We didn't learn a lot of new things at Robert Mueller's press conference yesterday morning,

but we did learn what his voice sounds like.

Good morning, everyone, and thank you for being here.

Yeah, I expected James Earl Jones basically.

Yeah, yeah, and instead I got something else.

It felt like Robert Mueller was presenting a book report.

He definitely was.

I'll make a few remarks about the results of our work,

but beyond these few remarks, it is important that the office's written work speak for itself.

Let me begin.

Dalia Lithwick slates legal correspondent.

She didn't have high expectations here.

What I initially thought it would be is I'm rolling up, right?

We've been waiting for him to, you know, put the chairs on the desks and turn out the lights.

So I thought that's what we were getting.

And in fact, no, we got a book report.

Like, these are the...

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