"Much Like Smaug..." (w/ Mary Holland)

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Oh, you wanted a holiday classic? Okay, mama, well that could pertain to both this episode of LC with the incredible and hilarious Mary Holland and also the movie she co-wrote and co-starts in, Happiest Season! It's streaming now on Hulu and it's fantastic! Mary and or hosts chat about the film, which is a damn lesbian holiday romcom, thank you very much! Also, hot takes on the finale of The Undoing, surprising reactions to the Saved By The Bell Reunion and acknowledgment of the fact that The Flight Attendant is HERE, bitch. Mary's formative culture? The Lord of the Rings. Pretty classic, which is what you wanted! And baby...we give ya whatcha want. Unless it's oral sex. We like to know the people we give oral sex <3. At least a little bit <3<3

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0:00.0	In 1967, Joseph Stalin's only daughter,
0:03.5	flees Russia for her new home, America.
0:06.6	Hello, everybody.
0:08.1	I am very happy to be here.
0:10.9	That story alone is worthy of a podcast,
0:13.7	but Spedlana's Spedlana is about what comes next,
0:17.0	and it's the craziest story I've ever heard.
0:19.9	It has KGB agents, a Frank Lloyd Wright commune,
0:23.1	weird sex stuff, three Olga's two Spedlana's,
0:26.0	and one neurotic gay playwright.
0:27.8	That's me.
0:28.6	Listen to Spedlana's Spedlana on the iHeart Radio app,
0:32.2	Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:37.7	When my daughter ran off to hop trains,
0:39.4	I was terrified I'd never see her again,
0:41.7	so I followed her into the train yard.
0:45.4	This is what it sounds like inside the box-top.
0:48.7	And into the city of the rails.
0:51.2	There I found a surprising world,
0:52.8	so brutal and beautiful that it changed me,
0:56.3	but the rails do that to everyone.
0:58.0	There is another world out there,
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