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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

This weeks emailer has some sage advice for anyone thinking of visiting Dubai... You need to know this. Plus, Vogue's continued feud with Noel Gallagher (which he doesn't know about) and why Joanne should wear more wigs.

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0:00.0	If you drink a little then drive, you risk losing your license.
0:04.0	You risk losing your freedom.
0:06.0	Guess the road trips off.
0:08.0	You risk losing your job.
0:10.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:11.0	I'm sorry.
0:12.0	You risk your parents not looking at you the same way.
0:15.0	I'm just really upset.
0:16.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:18.0	You risk injuring a friend.
0:20.0	Hello. I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance. I'm sorry. You risk injuring a friend. Hello, I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance.
0:23.7	You risk being seen as a drink driver.
0:27.4	Drink a little. Risk a lot. Think.
0:30.3	Where's?
0:31.0	Sandy!
0:31.9	You're looking chirpitch.
0:33.5	Yeah, I'm off on a tour of London with my mates.
0:36.1	Got a great deal with SWR rewards
0:38.5	A tour, beak there or beak square I said
0:42.2	I got a deal for a boat trip down the Thames
0:46.2	You got a quacking day for it
0:48.1	A whiz!
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