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My Therapist Ghosted Me
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4.9 • 7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Joanne has a new mission and we're all very keen to hear the results, especially Vogue who has a hilarious confession about her time at school. Plus, an emailer who isn't sure whether they overstepped or not.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by Batiste, when hair needs a refresh. |
| 0:04.0 | Pass the Batiste. |
| 0:05.8 | You know, when Helen used to get home from work, I'd ask, how are you? |
| 0:10.1 | Fine, she'd say. |
| 0:11.8 | She clearly wasn't. |
| 0:13.6 | After 10 years in IT, she was on autopilot. |
| 0:17.3 | Then she found this job, training up-and-coming tech wizers at the college, |
| 0:21.6 | same skills but with new people, new challenges. |
| 0:25.5 | Now when she gets back, I get the full debrief. |
| 0:28.9 | Can't get a word in. |
| 0:30.7 | Give your skills new life. |
| 0:32.3 | Train others. |
| 0:33.4 | Search jobs in further education. |
| 0:38.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:46.3 | Hello and welcome to my therapist goes to me, the bonus episode with myself, |
| 0:50.8 | Aunt Joanne McNally and Joe. |
| 0:53.5 | It's only just with you, though, mate, isn't late today She forgot about us Oh for God Excuse, okay Every time Either one of you Reschedule Or are four seconds late I'm gonna tell the listeners Well I always text Now if I'm gonna be late But we said we said, I, I, I, I, I, 12. |
| 1:13.0 | She forgot. |
| 1:13.4 | It was 12 and I actually forgot about you. That's the God's honest truth. I'm going to, I'm going to say to you what everyone says to me when I do anything. That's the Perry. Well, do you know, can I say one? Can I say one? I know what Perry is. I'm not thinking you're saying Perry Nays. |
| 1:26.1 | I was saying for Joe because he looked completely lost. |
| 1:28.9 | If I yawn... |
| 1:29.6 | Were you thinking of Perry Nays? |
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