MTGM EXTRA! "My mole used to have its own fan account."
My Therapist Ghosted Me
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🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Joanne dials in from New York with strong views on deafening sirens and a very large bottle of Barefoot, while Vogue weighs in on panic attacks, punch the Monkey’s new girlfriend (or beard) and reveals the possibility of her mole getting its own memorial. Plus, they discuss the horrors of donating your body to science, unsolicited videos, and one listener whose husband’s gaming habit is killing the mood completely.
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| 0:00.0 | Now time thank our partner of this episode, Experian. Vogue, I'm starting a new chapter in my life. I'm leaving my flat. I'm after buying a house. Finally! I mean, you've been such a long way since the basement days. I certainly have. And I've got some non-negotiables now. Oh, I bet you have. It had to have a garden. I'm thinking barbecues, dogs, |
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| 1:00.0 | The gazelle is downwind from the lion. Suddenly the lion strikes and... What? Is that a shoe shop? What are you doing in the savannah? |
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| 1:18.2 | The lion has picked up the man's scent, and he's going to need those trainers. |
| 1:26.5 | This is a Global player original podcast. |
| 1:35.1 | Hello and welcome to my therapist ghosted me, |
| 1:39.1 | the bonus episode of myself with Joanne McNally and with Joe. |
| 1:43.6 | And my name is Vogue. I forgot to say. Fair play. Yeah, he's like she skipped herself there. That is, like, is that a regular glass of wine or was that, is that a large glass of wine? It's a regular glass. I'm not shading you. I actually just, I'm just trying to figure out if that's a regular size glass of wine. I just feel like when I'm in restaurants, I see them pour like a slither and I'm like, |
| 2:04.0 | what's the fucking point? |
| 2:05.0 | They've just given them a shot of wine. |
| 2:07.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:08.0 | Joe and me, we like a megapoint, don't we, Joe? |
| 2:10.3 | Oh, wow. |
| 2:11.1 | I mean, if you're going to pour a wine, you have to, you pour a wine, right? |
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