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My Therapist Ghosted Me

MTGM EXTRA! "I went looking..."

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

You can never accuse Vogue & Joanne of not covering the serious topics again. Not after this episode... Plus, Vogue is being invited to everything and Joanne has had enough.

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0:00.0

This is a global player original podcast.

0:10.4

Hello, welcome to my therapist ghost and meet the bonus episode with myself, Vogue Williams, and herself Joanne McNally.

0:57.2

I'm going to the rugby, big rugby fan over here, Ireland v England. That'll be go crack now. Oh, it will be because Ireland are actually, it's not like the football and there's nothing wrong with that. We can't be great at everything. The rugby... We've a chance. Yeah, we're really good at rugby. I don't look at the game though when Ireland are playing because I genuinely feel that I bring bad luck. So I will look away whenever art. Yeah, I've said that for years. Yeah. I'm a bad omen. You don't realise I'm actually a really accomplished basketball player. I've just never told you because I can't afford you coming to the matches because I will lose because you are a bad omen. I play for Ireland.

1:02.1

I'm on the A's. I'm on the firsts. Yeah. That's fantastic. Joe's been loads of times.

1:04.7

That is Joe. Better off not having me. Wonderful to watch your work. I'm like a...

1:06.7

I'm a basketball suvant. That's what the papers are saying. But Vogue, like I said, I've had to keep it away from you because you are a bad element. It's so funny how like you just have this totally other life that I don't know about. It's, it's gas, isn't it? I know, yeah. She's actually really good at the cello as well. Chello. Yeah. I saw you in the orchestra. I went to see an orchestra and I knew it was you. Yes. Well, when that, the second that happened, I, um, cut both my wrists accidentally on my strings. Oh my God. And had to be sectioned. And I said, that's folks fault, because she looked at me.

1:45.8

I, I am a curse.

1:48.0

I don't know if you've noticed, but when you come to shows,

1:58.7

I have you facing the other way. You haven't noticed yet, because I think you're scrolling on your phone, you haven't noticed, but you're actually facing the wall. I heard a few bits of the show. You can't say I wasn't watching. Why do you think Spenny goes away to do is running?

2:00.0

He's like, I can't run in front of her.

2:00.9

Because I'll fuck it up.

2:01.3

Yeah.

2:01.7

No.

2:02.3

Yeah.

2:03.3

Now, come here.

2:34.5

Where is this rugby events happening? It's on in Twickenham. And I have two Irish, I have two Irish rugby jerseys. Now, no offence to anyone British, because if Ireland lose, I'll then be up for you. But, of course. In the meantime, I won't put my kids in an English rugby jersey. And I'm going to take Spencer's English rugby jersey and say, well, you have to wear something and I'll give him the Irish rugby jersey. That's patriotism. It's ebbs and flouse. Ebs and flouse. I agree. I like winners.

2:36.1

Whoever's winning, I'm with them.

2:37.8

I like winners.

2:38.3

100%.

2:38.8

Did you hear about that fella?

2:41.5

Your man.

2:42.8

Your man who basically, there was this fella and he got $1.1 million put into his account by accident.

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