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My Therapist Ghosted Me

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

They call it going on a break, but the fact is that you only need to wait until Friday 22nd of May for Vogue & Joanne to return... It's never long. In this last instalment until then, the reason why cabin crew can't buy the cigarettes onboard, Joanne's aversion to water in all forms and a story that might mean Vogue's friend is about to sue.

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0:00.0	Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Disney Plus. Vogue, it's finally here.
0:06.1	I know, the show we've both been looking forward to, The Testaments, a new dystopian drama
0:12.4	exclusive to Disney Plus. Consider me hyped. But for anyone who's just arrived back from Mars,
0:19.0	what's it all about? Well, The Testaments is a new chapter in the world of the Handmaid's Tale.
0:24.4	It follows a new generation of girls in Gilead who begin to question the world they've been taught to obey.
0:30.4	And Aunt Lydia's back.
0:32.5	Oh, she's a wronging.
0:33.9	This series is based on the best-selling book by Margaret Atwood, and it stars Golden Globe nominee Chase Infinity. Best name ever. Amazing. But what if someone listening hasn't seen The Handmaids Tale? What then? Well, the good news is, Joanne, that The Handmaid's Tale, seasons 1 to 5, is now on Disney Plus 2. But, as it's a brand new story, you can come in fresh anyway.
0:56.1	Praise be.
0:57.3	Watch The Testaments and New Hulu original series exclusively on Disney Plus.
1:03.3	When life gives you that hump day feeling,
1:06.6	Deliveroo gives you the fuel to power through with a top-up shop delivered in as little as 20 minutes.
1:12.7	Keep the fridge full with your favourite essentials from co-op, Morrison's and same sprit.
1:18.0	And even better, our freshness promise means your fresh and chill groceries arrive fresh or you get your money back.
1:24.6	Deliveroo! Now just got even better. Geographical restrictions, T's and C's and fees and fees apply. Delivery times vary. See app or web for info. This is a global player original podcast. I'll be honest. I almost fell for the vibration place. Oh, I... And not in a sexy way. I've fallen for it. I can't use it while pregnant. Yeah. But I'm getting it. What? I have never once said a bad word about it. I'm just saying, Vogue. Because you very smartly have never asked me about it. Watch yourself. I don't like being wet. I've never liked it. Even sexually, I'm not... I'm not that proud. We should all be thankful that I'm not, I haven't taken up the seasoning because it would be
2:04.6	endless.
2:05.6	I don't like people who think they invented the planet.
2:08.6	I don't like it.
2:10.6	It doesn't make me comfortable.
2:11.6	I don't like it.
2:12.6	I'm missing out and a lot over here because I'm down under. I'm missing birthdays. I'm missing out a lot over here because I'm down under.
2:19.3	I'm missing birthdays.
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