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My Therapist Ghosted Me
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🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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It's necessarily that Joanne has a lot of time on her hands, but she has been asking Chat GPT to suggest drag names for her and Vogue. Meanwhile, Vogue recalls the time her Mother was less than impressed by a school report.
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| 0:09.1 | Vogue, I'm starting a new chapter in my life. I'm leaving my flat. I'm after buying a house. |
| 0:16.4 | Finally! I mean, you've been such a long way since the basement days. I certainly have. |
| 0:21.5 | And I've got some non-negotiables now. Oh, I bet you have. It had to have a garden. I'm thinking barbecues, dogs, rabbits, chickens. I feel the same about my house in Dublin. It feels like a forever home. And the kids love being close to the seaside. And here's the thing. A lot of these big life moments like |
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| 1:04.2 | original podcast. Hello and welcome to the longest bonus we've ever recorded. |
| 1:15.4 | I hope you enjoy it. |
| 1:17.1 | This is Joanne. |
| 1:18.1 | This is Joe and Vogue. |
| 1:20.4 | We are my therapist, ghosted me. |
| 1:26.1 | I did Claireburn live the other day and she was saying that you were coming in to talk to her Oh you look like you don't know you're talking to Claire Burr in live. I do. I do. Yeah. Is this about the Paddy's Day thing? Yeah. Hang on a second. I don't know. She hadn't a fucking clue now. Shadden a fucking clue. No, I did. I've got a few things on. I've got a few bits and bobs. |
| 1:46.2 | Yeah. It will be, I love Claire Byrne life. But I was like, Vogue was so gas. I suppose we're both like booked and busy and working and whatever. But like, I was like, I don't know. I was like, why is she coming in? She goes, oh, I'm not sure actually. I was like, I, she could literally be announcing a fucking Netflix |
| 2:02.6 | like you just wouldn't know what she's |
| 2:04.6 | up to. |
| 2:06.4 | There'll be a lot of sense. I put on a three arena myself. |
| 2:08.7 | Would you? |
| 2:13.1 | Anyway. |
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