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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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What's the longest two people have been together before one ghosted the other? This weeks emailer might have a decent claim to the record. Plus, Joanne accuses Vogue of spreading fake news.

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0:00.0	If you drink a little then drive, you risk losing your license.
0:04.0	You risk losing your freedom.
0:06.0	Guess the road trips off.
0:08.0	You risk losing your job.
0:10.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:11.0	I'm sorry.
0:12.0	You risk your parents not looking at you the same way.
0:15.0	I'm just really upset.
0:16.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:18.0	You risk injuring a friend.
0:20.0	Hello. I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance. I'm sorry. You risk injuring a friend.
0:26.3	Your risk being seen as a drink driver.
0:29.9	Drink a little. Risk a lot. Think.
0:30.9	And now the weather.
0:34.3	Scattered showers will give way to more scattered showers.
0:38.2	But there may be a period in between where it's just grey?
0:40.5	It's always grey, isn't it?
0:42.3	That's why I travel with Monzo.
0:45.3	I can use my card to spend abroad with no fees, so I can plonk myself on a beach far away from grey
0:48.9	and spend with my Monzo card like I never left home.
0:52.1	Hello, Beach Bar.
0:53.7	Now to Liam for the sport. Monzo, the bank
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