We can just say no, when he asked for things. Thank you. Yes.

Right. But if we don't show up, he'll just keep texting. Yeah, I just blocked him. Again,

thank you, Tom. Just, just do a block. It doesn't matter. Here he is. Hey, Eli. Hey, guys,

thanks so much for coming. Okay. I'll buy it. Why is this a graveyard? What's happening?

Well, Cecil, no, is episode about Mount Fezant Cemetery this week. Got me thinking.

It's a buzzer. Should visit here more often. And here is cemetery of dead jokes, Tom. This is

where I bury all my amazing bits when they've run their course. Here's Thomas Smith has no feet.

And over here is Heath's dating a teenager. Both of those died early and never put those in the

shows. So yeah, but I said it. He saw that's what matters. There's a joke.

Cut short too soon. And look, look, look, look. Here's clip clop Tom. People loved clip clop Tom.

I still don't know why we dropped it. You ran it for like three months. Okay. What's with these

grays behind the fence? Oh, Cecil, we don't go back there. There's some things that are better

left untouched. Wait, why? What's back there? Oh, those are my pre 2015 jokes. Okay, that tracks.

Good.

Hello and welcome to Citation Needed. The podcast where we choose to subject, read a single

article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet. And that's

how it works now. I'm Heath. And I'll be leading this Hmong party as we defile the dead in a podcast.

And I'm joined by the four people who are also going to be doing that as their jobs.

Noah Cecil, Tom and Eli. Well, so to be fair, in a podcast is the only way they still let me defile

the dead. So worst game of among us ever. Let me tell you. Yes, we're all doing this as a job.

Some of us need to be gainfully employed in like a real sector. Go fuck yourself.

Whatever you think psychology is real. Let's just start Noah. What person plays thing constantly?

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