hey come see a live standup show we're doing New Year's Eve in studio city in

January will be in Raleigh, North Carolina and February we're gonna be in

Philadelphia go to jimmydoorcomy.com for a link for all our tickets

uh hey this is Jimmy who's this this is Bernard Bernie Sanders

pragmatic progressive and craftful lovable formally they're the now

nonexistent left wing division of the former left wing

when a god damn ding ding.

hey Bernie have you been drinking?

I wouldn't call it jimfizz drinking but I would call it a modest start.

Bernie what's happening?

not much really just taking a one day at a time doing that uh our revolution

thing you know the usual anyway so what's the weather like it lost the

actualist right now.

what's the point of asking it's like 70 degrees there all day long every day

and week isn't it?

the one day you roll a bunch of his and it's sufferable twists not even from

month and if a month a Sunday's not to be is an October burns time it flight

in cloak up all the leaf cutters.

the only thing we have to look forward to is eating away our pain at Ben and Jerry's

and standing new ten minutes a day in front of a vitamin D lamp.

by January roll of like two legged translucent pupus and search and donuts and

coffee it's fucking horrific.

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