We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are the Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 813.LK1414,

LK1434, certificate number 21879. Certificate number 2, 21879, MSG.

When you play, I'm going to the truth, I'm going to see, I'm going to see, I'm going to see to make me a fan see

so you will choose to show

she may be a

see see fan see

I just want future generations to know that I had

Thai food last night for dinner

and it was delicious.

I think I think Seattle has some of the best Thai food in the Americas.

We are lucky enough to live on the same block as what I consider the best Thai place in town but I don't want to start any fights.

I've been to your house you are not on the same block as any Thai food restaurant.

Yeah just across just across Greenwood it's not far. Do you, what's your tie order?

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