Ms. Pat & Zach Noe Towers: Nicknames & Funeral Homes
Jeff Lewis Has Issues
SiriusXM
4.4 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. |
| 0:03.8 | I have no problem prioritizing myself. |
| 0:06.2 | I'm glad that you're feeling so good about this. |
| 0:08.0 | But the truth is, I got fired and it's your fucking fault. |
| 0:10.3 | She gets paid for this shit. |
| 0:11.3 | You get paid for this shit. |
| 0:14.5 | Jeff Lewis has issues. |
| 0:17.2 | Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. |
| 0:18.7 | In today's episode, comedians Miss Pat and Zach Noey Towers join the show. |
| 0:22.3 | We talk about buying cars from funeral homes, sleeping in separate bedrooms, and Zach's unoriginal Halloween costume. |
| 0:30.8 | Good morning, Miss Pat. |
| 0:32.1 | It took a very long time to get you back here. |
| 0:34.5 | Good morning. |
| 0:36.0 | I have to catch a plane here. It's a long way, Jeff. |
| 0:39.2 | I know, but you're in L.A. more often than I think, correct? Only for a short time. And you know, |
| 0:44.9 | we carved this out just for you. I got up this morning. I put my wig on. I took a shower for you, |
| 0:49.9 | Jeff. I forgot to all my feet. to my knees I'm cocoa butter down |
| 0:54.8 | I'm smooth like a baby butt |
| 0:56.5 | A black baby butt |
| 0:59.5 | Because they don't want to use cocoa butter |
| 1:00.8 | We appreciate you taking time to look so good |
| 1:03.1 | Because honestly I thought today when I was sitting in |
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