Ms. Pat Answers The Tough Parenting Questions | Ep 209

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.2 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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👩🏾‍⚖️ - All Rise! The Honorable Ms. Pat presiding this week's proceedings. Whitney has all of her tough parenting questions answered, and we find out how to get some goddamned respect around here. They talk about how to avoid crooked titties, and how to discipline a child. Thank you to our Sponsors! QUIP - https://www.getquip.com/whitney BLISSY - https://www.blissy.com/whitney SNEAK PEEK - https://www.sneakpeektest.com MORGAN & MORGAN - https://www.forthepeople.com or text #LAW (529) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:22.0	You must be signed into the same Google account on both your phone and Chromebook.
0:27.0	Bap bap bap bap we're just going to jump right in with Ms Pat question.
0:31.0	Are nosebleeds a part of being pregnant? Can you explain my nosebleeds?
0:37.0	No. You have no bleed?
0:40.0	Why explain noseble? I don't think I've ever had a nosebleed in my life.
0:43.0	Oh wow. You were saying your lips are very chapped, so it just couldn't really be you dry.
0:48.0	It just could be like I had, because I'm hot all night, I'm like, and I turn the AC on it could just be that yeah you probably just
0:54.8	dry is this normal pad my nose is blue I've never had a nose bleed in my life
0:58.4	am I when did I become that dork well I had a nosebley because I got punched in it. So it wasn't doing pregnancy.
1:05.0	When did you get punched?
1:08.0	I plenty of time.
1:09.0	Brothers, friends, and somebody slapped me quite a few times coming up.
1:13.7	I mean, I can't think of a braver person than someone that would.
1:17.6	I believe you, I punched the fuck back, okay?
1:20.6	Oh, Miss Pat is here. So, you have a new show, Miss Pat settles it. Yes. My Pat, will you say what you said when you saw this poster?
1:30.0	I said that looks like the perfect television show.
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