Ms Pat-245-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

You, the little Mommy, asked. We, The MAIN MOMMY'S, answered and Ms Pat is here! Ms Pat is one of a kind and we LOVE her. While she's lived the kind of life that would make a lot of us bitter, Ms Pat is the opposite. She engaging, full of life and absolutely hilarious. We get the inside scoop on what has made Ms Pat so funny and such a saavy hustler. Just listen and you'll be saying "I'm a ol' drug dealer" in no time. Epic stories, DMX audio and a Tom OR Black for the ages. Who wins this one?!? Pull your jeans up and listen.

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0:00.0	I'm going to go to the next one.
0:07.0	It's finally happened.
0:12.0	I can't believe it's finally here.
0:15.0	We've had an outpouring, a demanding for today's episode.
0:20.0	The people spoke and we listened to the people.
0:23.0	And Miss Pat is here.
0:25.0	Miss Pat, thank you for joining us today.
0:27.0	Thank you all for having me.
0:28.0	Thank you.
0:29.0	Thank you.
0:30.0	Be prepared to shit.
0:31.0	I don't know if you.
0:32.0	I like shit.
0:33.0	I've been on the X-Lake diet for a long time.
0:37.0	You don't want to get rid of extra stomach just to pop by 5-8.
0:41.0	X-Lake gum.
0:42.0	Girlfriend, you will be flat like a mohawk.
0:45.0	Mohrol for cheeseburgers.
0:46.0	There you go.
0:47.0	Didn't you say that you're, you're hubby?
0:49.0	Just dropped a bunch of weight.
0:51.0	100 pounds.
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