246-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2014

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

These are the jeans you dream about. The ones we have on are made for sitting, talking, relaxing and of course, celebrating Eat A Booty Day. Thanks to Trick Daddy we can all celebrate together. Please reach out to him on twitter @305Mayor and ask him to sell us the Eat A Booty Shirts. Speaking of clothes, has Tommy joined a gang? His new shorts and shirts will have saying, "Sup Homie! Sun Valley Gang for life homie!" Plus we investigate did a flight attendant have their EYES on Tommy Mommy's junk as he slept?!?! Let's break it down! The mommies ate some BAD food back to back and meals and their fart makers paid the price. BK plus eggs and pancakes make you feel good. Tina jeans did some serious fitness and then slept for 16 hours. Will she keep this new lifestyle choice up? REAL TALK, Bummer White people movies and more!

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0:00.0	I have a song for you. I'd like to do that. I'd like to go to the bar.
0:06.0	Plug in my eye, five, listen to him talk trash on that.
0:09.0	I'm talking about him, I'm talking.
0:11.0	Five, cast out that laughin' ain't gonna happen to fix for a piss for a day.
0:15.0	This gay discourse of mixed swords. Get the pitch, fortune listen, I can bail.
0:19.0	Hey, you're in jail, man, you're in your port of witty sell, mate.
0:22.0	Or when you tell, they listen before the game starts. Play cards, listen,
0:25.0	why you shoppin' in the Kmart. Honest I mean it, it's time to be secret.
0:29.0	I'm off and seated in the kitchen, listen in the time of Christina at the end of a rough day.
0:33.0	Get em' up and drink, get my nut shake. If I'm lucky, get it then I love day.
0:37.0	Just great, like the devil loves flames, like the devil loves heavy metal,
0:41.0	with the new bloodstakes. This is just a thing to help you nerves and calm down.
0:45.0	Hey, life's a now big. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:48.0	I'm off and up and drink, get my nut shake. If I'm lucky, get it then I love day.
0:56.0	I'm off and sit in the kitchen, listen in the time of Christina at the end of a rough day.
1:04.0	If I'm lucky, get it then I love day. I'm off and sit in the time of Christina at the end of a rough day.
1:12.0	Mom's house, Stung Christina Praschitz School, and Times and Roar.
1:18.3	Special parents vibe, top dog.
1:23.6	Should actually happen to me or Lando have Port West.
1:26.8	And joke double.
1:28.8	Is there anything worse on the island than an aspiring white rapper?
1:32.9	Yeah.
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