Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Haircut at a Tanning Salon
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Danielle terrorizes a tanning salon as Mrs. Mashgalopsis, looking to book a hair appointment.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.6 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. |
| 0:09.2 | All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about this? |
| 0:10.9 | All right, well, it's Ms. Moscholopsis, and she is trying to make a very specific appointment, |
| 0:16.0 | but it's at the wrong kind of salon. |
| 0:18.8 | So Sarah is at the receiving end of this, and I apologize to Sarah ahead of time. |
| 0:24.4 | All right, well, here we go. |
| 0:25.4 | Danielle's Miss Mosh Colopsis. |
| 0:27.6 | Today's phone tag. |
| 0:28.5 | Let's go. |
| 0:30.6 | She has hands. |
| 0:31.9 | Hello? |
| 0:33.3 | Hello. |
| 0:33.9 | Hi. |
| 0:34.0 | Hi, yes. |
| 0:34.8 | I'd like to make an appointment. |
| 0:36.5 | Did you want to sign up for a membership or something? |
| 0:39.2 | Um, well, I come once a month. So, um, would that be a membership? You know that you're, |
| 0:46.8 | you're not going to get good color once a month, right? Oh no, my color, my color's fine once a month. |
| 0:52.8 | Um, it usually lasts that long. |
| 0:55.1 | It's a pearl rinse. |
| 0:58.0 | Most of our customers come either like weekly or buy weekly, not once a month. |
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