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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Wait a minute. Who is it? Whose phone tap is it? It's Danielle's Mrs. Moscholopsis. All right. Let's get into the phone tap. Here we go. Danielle, what are you got? So Olivia is tapping Melissa. You know, they own a little restaurant, and Ms. Moscholopsis just wants to make a reservation.

She's having a reservation.

She's having a party.

This is probably very complicated, Ms. Mosca Lopsis.

Let's listen to your phone, up.

Here we go.

Hi, hi.

I wanted to book a holiday party for tomorrow.

Oh, listen, I'm sorry but uh tomorrow is a little we have we are booked

we're actually books for tomorrow so what what we're we don't have any space to book a new party

for tomorrow how can you be booked for tomorrow when it's only today i mean mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked for tomorrow.

I didn't even make a reservation, and I don't know how you have all reservations for

tomorrow already.

Oh, are you trying to make a dinner reservation, or are you trying to book a party?

Yeah, it's for 34 people.

Okay, so basically how it works is when you book a party, you have to do it more advanced.

Yes, right, right.

I want to book a party.

34 people tomorrow night at 8 o'clock, okay?

No, no, no, I'm sorry.

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