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Guaranteed human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Danielle's got your phone tap. So it's Mrs. Moshalopsis. Oh God. Do we have to play this? So Mrs. Moshalopsis' husband left his teeth in the hotel they were staying in where this girl, Josie works. So her friend reached out and said, hey, let's mess with her. So I accidentally phone tap the manager as well. But I had a little bit. There you go. Daniel's a phone tell. Let's listen to you. Hi, thanks for calling. You're at the hotel. This is Josie speaking. How may help you? My name is Linda Moskalopsis. I was there last week. week and my husband, I think he left his teeth in the room. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. What room were you in? I know we were on the fifth floor. I can't remember. I'm sorry. And he hasn't been able to eat since we checked out because he's got no teeth. Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that, ma'am. Let me see if I can find a manager for you. I'm going to see if we can, like, check the room again. I can take your information down and then we can give you a call later. Okay, I'll hold. Oh, no, ma'am. I said I can take your information down.

I'm really busy right now, and I can't really help you.

Oh, all right.

My name is Moscholopsis.

Linda Moskalopsis is M-A-S-H-K-E-L-Lopsis.

Okay, and then your phone number?

Huh? What? I need your phone number? Huh?

What?

I need your phone number.

That's why I said I'll hold so you can go look for the teeth.

No, I don't have time to hold.

Like, there's many other customers here, so... What?

I can't help you right now.

I need to do other things.

I can take your number down and then give you a call later

ma'am I need your phone number I just gave him my phone number I'll do it again hold on

it just sounded like dial tones you're ma'am I'm gonna hang up I'm gonna hang up this doesn't

did you get did you get it?

These aren't numbers.

Those aren't numbers.

They're dialed tones.

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