Mrs. Kasha Davis Always Has Time For A Breakdown On The Kelly Mantle Show!
The Kelly Mantle Show
Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
5.0 • 578 Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. |
| 0:04.1 | Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. |
| 0:07.0 | Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. |
| 0:10.1 | And this is the Kelly Mantle show. |
| 0:13.8 | Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle Studio? |
| 0:17.1 | Thank you. studio. Everything just moved to the left, to the left. Everything's in a box to the left. |
| 0:42.3 | Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be? |
| 0:46.3 | Isn't that philosophical of me? |
| 0:49.3 | The other day, I was taking a stroll through Central Park at noon with my good Judy, Reese Witherspoon. |
| 0:58.7 | We stumbled across a bender who was selling quotes engraved on rocks. |
| 1:04.3 | One of them read, philosophy is the talk on a cereal box. |
| 1:09.5 | Religion is the smile on a dog. |
| 1:12.9 | And I looked at Reese and said, |
| 1:15.2 | I'm not aware of too many things. |
| 1:18.4 | I know what I know, if you know what I mean. |
| 1:21.5 | It's to choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep. |
| 1:26.4 | And Reese looked at me and said |
| 1:28.0 | why are you such a freak |
| 1:30.2 | and then I vomited |
| 1:33.2 | welcome to the Kelly Mantle show |
| 1:36.7 | won't you come inside |
| 1:38.8 | the Kelly Mantle's studio |
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