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Welcome! Here we are in London Town, two men.

We're varying fortunes in life. One with a face like a scalp d'airns, because he's had it waxed by some mad guy, which you may have seen on social media, and me, Gordon Smart, nine jobs, gogs, soaked to the skin because I'm still not grown up enough to look at the weather report before going out in London, like a sensible grown up. I'm'm soaked to the skin and damp, which used to happen all the time when I worked at Radio Ex.

But here we are, Martin Compton and Gordon Smart.

Mate, I'm going to back you up on that, though, because I got here, I've been here three days now.

I refuse to pack truzers.

Aye.

Because it's been the shaitest summer ever but it's that kind of thing you're seeing and not to get too political on it but it's

one of the most frustrating things is a Scottish person

seeing it's a Scotcher across the UK

and it's not and it's pushing in Scotland

and there's a heatwave in London same as there's fucking

rights across the UK there's not right

nothing in Scotland but with that

and I went I'm not taking shorts

truzers down there I'm not wearing jeans and then I

lo and behold got pushed on the day

how has your London experience been

it's been all right um I went to see

with Soli we went to see Angelie's show which was

outstanding Angeline Mahindra at the Almeida

fantastic show with you Which is coming soon

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