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Wet Jeans

MRI Results Are In: I'm A Chill Laid Back Dude That Doesn't Have Much To Say

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Sorry for cursing so much on this episode I don't know what they put in my coffee but I am shit faced. Episode sucks at first but gets better I think. Idk. The Rob Gucci show will be back on video next week for all 4 listeners that want to look at me while I talk to myself in my kitchen. For an extra episode every week, subscribe to Patreon.com/robguccishowSupport the show

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0:00.0

Oh my God. I can't stand when people... Here's the thing. I'm a fucking calm, cool, collective guy that doesn't have much to say about anything. Like, everyone knows that.

0:14.2

But like, when you're in a grocery store and someone comments on your groceries, like, oh, that should actually get time in jail.

0:23.5

Like, I'm getting a bunch of grilled chicken, steak, like, all this bullshit.

0:28.3

And this lady behind me, like, it's pre-made at this place called Amelia's.

0:31.8

It's pretty sick, actually.

0:32.9

It's a cute little fucking slutty-ass cafe hybrid mix between like, then they have like a couple

0:40.8

refrigerators with some pre-made stuff.

0:43.2

They have some soups.

0:44.2

They have some pre-made soups.

0:45.9

They have some grilled shrimp, chicken, steak.

0:50.3

They have some pre-made salads.

0:51.4

But then also it's a little, it's a little cafe.

0:54.8

It's a little cafe.

0:55.5

You can get a fucking coffee to go or you can sit at the bar.

0:59.6

It's seat yourself.

1:01.5

It's very progressive.

1:03.9

And this dumb-ass bitch, are you meal prepping?

1:07.8

Shut the fuck off.

1:09.2

Don't tell anyone, don't tell everyone in here what I'm doing.

1:13.5

Like, shut the fuck up. I don't know, man. I don't know what it is. It just bothers me like when people

1:19.8

will comment. My mom had a crazy story too about this one lady. My mom was buying chopped onions

1:25.2

and the lady behind her, oh my God, there's a massive crack in my wall right now.

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