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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, should I tell him to stay with his wife?

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for us now?

Come on, boy.

Mr. Wiggins.

Oh, okay.

Mr. Wiggins.

Yeah.

Mr.

Quiggins.

Let's go.

Hello?

Hello.

Hi.

My name is George.

I'm with Green Lawn Services. We came out and cut your yard yesterday, and we're trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. We cut the front, the back. We also did your hedges, put some mulch in the flyer beds, do wheat eating in the whole nine yards. And we also left an invoice on your doorstep. I want to make sure you got that as well. Y'all, I cut my yard, man. I want to throw it all around, man. It looked good, but I was trying to forget who the hell cut it. Sir, yeah, we cut it as of yesterday. You were actually on our schedule, and we did everything thoroughly. I'm actually just calling as a follow-up. How the hell I get on your schedule, Doc?

Sir, are you Mr. Malone at 50-3-Zimmerman?

Hell no, man.

I'm Wiggins from 50-2-2-men.

You cut the wrong house.

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