Mr. Verified Contest - Off the Rails #9
H3 Podcast
Ethan Klein
4.7 • 25K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2021
⏱️ 111 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome everybody. We are off the rails today and actually we've got a special episode. Go ahead clap you can clap. Yeah, don't be shy. |
| 0:10.0 | We'll be humble. Thank you, Fredder. Today is something special we've been planning for a while. Mr. Verified. |
| 0:18.0 | What is Mr. Verified? It's our own version of a misuniverse featuring all the guys. The categories are... |
| 0:28.0 | We're going to ask questions. We're going to test them on their style and we're going to check on their hidden talents. |
| 0:37.0 | We're going to have a live vote. The links are going to be in the description. We're going to unveil it, the winner on Friday. |
| 0:43.0 | And the win... Why is it called Mr. Verified? Well, the guy... Let's talk a little bit. The guy's been arguing backstage quite a bit about trying to get verified. |
| 0:54.0 | Being verified is very important to some of them. And... Right? Am I right? Mostly Zach. Mostly Zach. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah. Well, I've experienced a great deal of people actually stealing shit off my Instagram page. |
| 1:12.0 | Like what? Just some videos on me playing guitar pretending to be me and stuff like that. |
| 1:18.0 | And it's just kind of like, I need that blue check, he might do that. We need that blue check. |
| 1:24.0 | But let's be honest, any of these guys would be happy to have a blue check, right? Oh, of course. |
| 1:29.0 | I actually don't. I hate the checkmark thing. I don't. I don't exist on social media. I don't want a blue check. |
| 1:35.0 | Yeah, Dan says that. But... I mean, I've been saying it consistently for like the last month that we've been talking about during this episode. |
| 1:41.0 | Dan's play is the reverse psychology play where he acts like he doesn't care. And he does a whole anti... |
| 1:48.0 | This isn't just for the show though. I didn't even want to do this episode. |
| 1:51.0 | Dan the H.A.R.R. |
| 1:54.0 | You're playing right into the trap. You forced me to do this. |
| 1:59.0 | I can't quite do it. I'm not God. I can't... You're my boss. What am I going to do? Completely refuse? |
| 2:04.0 | I said I didn't want... I said... A.B. I said do A.B. Ian and Zach and I can't identify that. |
| 2:11.0 | This is going to run it from behind. Not at all. This is a lot of fun. I mean, come on. |
| 2:14.0 | This one. |
| 2:15.0 | Well, at it, regardless... I wouldn't buy it. But the reason I do is Dan is legit free of want. |
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