Mr. Privacy, Ghosting Nutritionists, Astral Projection

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Daniel favors a closed-door bathroom policy. Alison and Jenna aren't necessarily on board and special guest Dave Huntsberger wonders if bathroom privacy preference splits along gender lines. Meanwhile Jeff's astrally projecting, Dave's dreaming of airports, Al's watching "What About You?" and Alison's thisclose to breaking up with her nutritionist. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Renie.

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's the post-apocalypse on the
0:07.0	Allison Rosen as your new best friend showed.
0:09.4	Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest.
0:11.7	She's a comedian who wasn't going to let the complete destruction of society get her
0:15.0	down until she learned there's no more McDonald's Diet Coke than she lifted her head,
0:19.5	roared, I am become deaf, destroy of worlds and was gone.
0:23.5	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:25.9	He's a man who plans to spend his post-apocalypse searching for other people with generators
0:30.1	and good DVD collections and then spoiling the shit out of 500 days of summer for them.
0:35.1	It's Alan Moss.
0:37.2	And he's a comedian originally from Reno, Nevada, which means he's already lived through
0:40.6	all this.
0:41.6	It's David Huntsberger.
0:42.6	Chef Jeff is here to braze your long pig.
0:45.5	I'm a husband Daniel and sometimes I admit I feel bad about trading my wife for that
0:49.3	two gallon can of beans.
0:51.0	I mean, I could have had the cream corn.
0:53.4	No.
0:54.4	No beans were good.
0:55.4	No regrets.
0:56.4	Tain Hop on board the love bunker and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
1:03.4	Hello, my little fig newtons.
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