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Pardon My Take

Mr Portnoy, Chris Long, LAbron signs with the Lakers And the Mt Rushmore Of Office Characters With Andy Buckley + Bonus Jon Taffer

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.681.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2018

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Hopefully we're all still alive when this episode comes out because we taped it at the end of last week (2:20 - 5:36). We talk our favorite 4th of July activities to get everyone ready for the holiday (5:36 - 13:38). Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show after a long hiatus of being a radio star in his own right. We do complaints with the people's lawyer and he gets going on train etiquette (13:38 - 52:34). Andy Buckley aka David Wallace joins the show to catch up and do the Mt Rushmore of Office Characters (52:34 - 75:46). 2X Super Bowl Champion Chris Long joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of laws we would pass if we were invited to the White House to visit the President Plus bonus Jon Taffer because he's the greatest American alive.


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.

0:06.4

Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music.

0:10.4

On today's part of my take, we have a special holiday week vacation, July 4th edition.

0:18.4

Andy Buckley, you've been asking for him. He is back also Mike Portnoy. Mr. Portnoy, you've also been asking for him.

0:25.6

Hilarious conversation in person, so we have to deal with his phone, not working.

0:30.2

And we also have Chris Long and the Mount Rushmore of laws you'd make if you ever got invited to the White House.

0:38.6

Not to say that. It's not works. Exactly.

0:40.9

To the White House for winning a Super Bowl. And then you get to tell the president what law to make.

0:45.0

Unless you're a Lib Cuck. Yes. And you decided not to go.

0:48.0

White Chris. Alright, before we get to all that, the cash app, you know it's our favorite app.

0:53.1

It's the number one rated app by pardon my take. It's the most important financial ratings that come out every single quarter.

1:00.0

And we have rated the cash app number one yet again, back to back.

1:05.0

You can pay people back. You can buy and sell Bitcoin. You can get boost discounts with your cash card.

1:10.2

You make sure that you download the app, get your cash card and select that boost for discounts at your favorite places like Chick-fil-A, Shake Shack.

1:16.8

We're literally giving away free money because not only are you downloading the cash app and getting linked up your bank account

1:22.3

and getting discounts, but we're also literally giving away free money.

1:25.5

And we've been doing it every single episode. All you got to do is download the cash app,

1:30.1

tweet us your cash tag and we will give someone every single episode free money.

1:36.0

Hank, who'd we hook up? Hank, who'd we hook up? Hank. Hank.

1:42.0

Hank, who'd we hook up? Jordan Lake. Jordan Lake.

1:45.6

Lake Show. More like Jordan Leake. That's good.

1:49.6

Yeah. Call that a leak. You call that a lake? More like a leak. Jordan Lake.

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