Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

The letter says, dear Elvis Duran, love listening.

Anyway, my husband hates telemarketers.

Oh, idea.

My husband avoids telemarketers at all costs.

That's why I think you should have Michael Oppenheimer give him a phone call.

He's got a lot of patience, but I think Michael Oppenheimer will wear him down.

This is from Nancy Barrera.

All right, Nancy wants to phone tap her husband.

And Scary Jones is calling as the world famous Michael Oppenheimer, calling Nancy's husband on his cell phone to sell him something, anything.

Later in the call, he gets so frustrated, he passes the phone to the lady behind the

counter at the 7-11. All right. Listen to this. Today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tap.

Hello. Oh, yes. Good afternoon. This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Pilates. How are you doing

today, sir? Zone Pilates? The surest way to get into show off shape fast. Ah, thank you anyway.

I appreciate it.

Here's how it works.

The secret is the Zone Pilates sculptor that...

Again, thank you for the time and I'm not interested.

Sir, Zon Pilates only cost $29.95 plus shipping and handling, and we'd like to place your order

now.

Listen, you call my cell phone a 60 cents a minute. It's cost me enough. I'm not interested,

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