Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has no down season, so you bet he’s selling Patrick something for the holidays!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.5 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. |
| 0:07.0 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. |
| 0:08.9 | Dear Elvis, my boyfriend Patrick despises telephone telemarketers. |
| 0:14.1 | He has a very short temper. |
| 0:16.5 | I think a call from Michael Oppenheimer is needed. |
| 0:19.7 | All right. |
| 0:21.0 | He lives nowhere near where you are broadcasting your show, so he will have no clue who |
| 0:25.1 | Michael Oppenheimer is. |
| 0:26.2 | This comes to us from Giselle. |
| 0:28.0 | All right, Giselle, phone tapping, boyfriend Patrick, with the relentless Michael |
| 0:34.1 | Oppenheimer. |
| 0:35.2 | You ready? |
| 0:35.8 | Yeah, let's do it. |
| 0:36.4 | Here we go. |
| 0:37.0 | Today's phone tap. Let's listen in. ready? Yeah, let's do it. Here we go. Today's phone tap. |
| 0:38.3 | Let's listen in. |
| 0:40.0 | Hello? |
| 0:41.0 | Oh, yes. |
| 0:41.4 | Good afternoon. |
| 0:42.1 | This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with Calk Doctor Pro. |
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