Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Scum Buster
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has never sold a thing… but that hasn’t stopped him from trying!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.4 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. |
| 0:06.8 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. |
| 0:08.8 | You know, Michael Oppenheimer has become synonymous with the phone tap. |
| 0:14.1 | Actually, I think the phone taps have become famous because of Mr. Michael Oppenheimer. |
| 0:18.7 | Well, he's back to strike again, right? |
| 0:21.0 | Scary? That's right. Jeremy wanted to play a phone tap on his sister, Janelle, |
| 0:24.6 | and she hates telephone telemarketers, |
| 0:26.6 | so our relentless telephone telemarketer, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, to the rescue. |
| 0:31.3 | All right, see what happens. Here we go. |
| 0:33.8 | Hello. |
| 0:35.1 | This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with the Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning Tool. |
| 0:40.0 | How are you doing today, Ms? |
| 0:41.6 | I'm good. |
| 0:42.8 | The Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning Tool comes with a three-in-one extension handle and can be yours today for 29. |
| 0:49.4 | My name is Michael Oppenheimer. |
| 0:52.2 | We're practically giving this tool away today at a very special... |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 0:58.0 | Is this a sales call? |
| 1:00.6 | I would call this a necessity call. |
| 1:02.5 | For $39.99 at our introductory... |
| 1:05.2 | I'm sorry. |
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