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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

An old friend is back.

The most irritating phone solicitor in the world.

It's now time for Skiri and Michael Oppenheimer, a brand new one.

What do you have today?

That's right. Melissa wanted to phone tap her husband. He runs this accounting business out of his house and gets flooded with telemarketing calls all day. So she's like, he's trapped. Time for our relentless telephone telemarketer, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, to sell him a recipe book.

I feel so sorry for these poor people. Let's see if we feel sorry for this guy. Here we go. Good afternoon. This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with Aves 90Sat.com. How are you doing today, sir? Who is this? This is Michael Oppenheimer. Today we have a wonderful product called dump cakes. Quick and easy bake recipe book. Dumpcakes shortens the prep time and clean up. I don't have time.

I'm sorry. I'm busy here. Okay. I'm not interested. Thank you.

Hello?

This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with dumpcakes. With dump cakes, there's no...

You just called me, okay? I'm not interested. Thank you. Okay? There's no mistakes to make.

Just pour in the ingredients and bake. It's that simple, sir.

Oh my God.

My God, no.

Hello?

This is Mr. Michael Oppenheim.

Oh my God.

Dump cakes.

Just dump and bake.

From skillets, s'mores to sticky buns or cakes. You'll get five-star dessert recipes that are... Quick, call on me. I'm trying to run my business here. Introducing dump dinners. You want to need a dump dinner? Here's my dumping my dinner, buddy. What's that? You like that? Yeah, uh-huh. What are you doing? Oh, I just dumped my dinner for you. Listen to this crap, you're trying to sell me. Sir, how many of these would you like to order right now? Get a fuck on my phone. I told you to say, I'm talking to me. I'm sitting there's shton. That's all you're selling is it's a shit. Let me read you a recipe from the dump cake book. Oh my God. How about Black Forest dump? Oh my God. I got Eurocakes. I'm gonna stick them down your throat. Hello? Hello? It's okay. It's one of the steps of it's admitting you have a problem.

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