This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

All right, scary.

Michael Oppenheimer's back.

Absolutely.

And I got an email from Liz who wanted to phone tap her brother, Darren.

He runs this business from his cell phone, and he hates telemarketers.

He gets these calls all day. So what better

do than to put Michael Oppenheimer to task with Liz's brother Darren? Here we go. Let's listen

into today's phone town. Hello? Oh yes. Good afternoon. This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer

with Bumper Guard Auto Supply Direct. How are you doing today, sir?

I'm great in yourself.

We have a wide array of bumper guards for your automobile.

It's a piece of rubber that goes over your bumper.

We have the bumper bully, the bumper badger bumper guard.

You're just wasting your time right now.

I'm not interested.

But thank you very much.

Have a break day.

Yes, I own two cars.

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