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Dear Elvis, my friend Jamie gets very, very irritable, very, very quickly.

When telemarketers call her on her cell phone, she gets so mad.

In fact, she recently got into a fight with a phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her on her cell phone.

Why don't you have our buddy Michael Oppenheimer give her a call and try to sell her something?

She'll explode.

This comes to us from Kim Boshinsky.

All right, Kim, we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer to the phone

to call your friend Jamie on her cell phone.

Let's listen in.

Hello.

This is Mr. Michael Oppenheim with the Disabled War Veterans Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today, miss? Why are you calling this number?

Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that need your help today, miss.

Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not wish to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm very sorry, but I can't do

this right now. Thank you. Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe you'd like

to pledge your support this afternoon? No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me on my

cell phone. I do not wish to be solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you. This will only

take 20 seconds, miss. Hello. This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with the Disabled War Veterans Christmas Memorial Fund.

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