Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 1
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Skeery debuts his relentless telephone telemarketer Mr Michael Oppenheimer- phone tapping a guy trying to interest him in a newspaper subscription!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | The Elvis Duran Phone Tap. |
| 0:06.2 | This is kind of funny. |
| 0:07.3 | Actually, it's very funny. |
| 0:08.1 | Scary did an incredible job as you were about to hear. |
| 0:10.7 | This guy named Michael. |
| 0:11.6 | Michael Perry decided to email us, email us with his phone tap idea. |
| 0:16.6 | He wanted us to call his mom and be a telemarketer while she's trying to work. |
| 0:22.7 | Telemarketing people are calling her all the time, driving her nuts. |
| 0:25.3 | He said if you just go on and on and on, you'll drive her crazy. |
| 0:28.7 | So, Scary, as a telemarketer, called her. |
| 0:31.9 | And before you know it, Michael, the guy who originally sent the email in, gets on the phone and starts yelling at Scary too. |
| 0:36.2 | He forgets. |
| 0:39.6 | We're calling for his own phone town. |
| 0:46.0 | Good afternoon, major adjustment. |
| 0:52.0 | Hello, this is Michael Oppenheimer with the Jersey Gazette Daily Home Journal. How are you today, |
| 0:52.9 | Mrs? Good. |
| 1:11.6 | I'd like to offer you our paper. No, we wouldn't be interested. Oh, yes, but it's $4 per week. No, the owner is not here. This is a business, and we're not interested. Thank you. And this is Michael Oppenheimer with the Jersey Gazette Daily Home. I just said we're not interested. Yeah, you didn't let me finish my sentence. We're not interested. Okay, but let me finish with this offer. |
| 1:19.5 | Good afternoon, major adjustment. |
| 1:22.7 | As I was saying, this newspaper costs $4 per week. |
| 1:25.8 | Off the newsstand price, we'll give it to you for 50 cents per day. Mike Perry speaking. Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is Michael Oppenheimer from the Jersey Gazette Talley Home Journal. We have a newspaper here. We'd like to sell you. Was it the Mrs. of the House? No, that's my secretary. Oh, is this a place of business? Yes. Oh. She asked you not to call back. Right. Well, she didn't let me finish with a sentence that I was... That's fine. If she told you not to call back, don't call back. She just rudely hung up in my face. I don't care. Who am I speaking with, sir? You're speaking with an associate of this company. This is Michael Oppenheimer with the Jersey Gazette Daily Home Journal. You were on a list of people to call today. |
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