Mr King's Brucemas Card List

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction

4.8 • 723 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2020

⏱️ 8 minutes

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The annual Brucemas mini episode! It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards... Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. This episode stars Karim Kronfli as Mr King. Our Full Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available to buy now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's festive Special "Automnicon: The Brucemas Party" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and a printable Brucemas card design by Beth Crane! All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.6	You know, It is a bitterly cold night on the planet of Borius Minor, as is usual for an ice dwarf.
0:56.9	But in Mr. King's concealed mansion, the fire is burning, shadows flickering around the ornate,
1:06.3	velvet and oak room. At his desk, Autonomnicon's self-appointed lead CEO is writing his brusmas cards.
1:21.6	Dear Mr. Braithwaite-Standling, Smythe, it was positively charming to see you at the office so much more this year.
1:34.7	I do hope your new position is suiting you as well as it is us.
1:40.8	Salutations and well wishes to your family will be sent to them on your behalf.
1:47.0	Keep up the good work, or else, Mr. King.
1:55.0	To the right Honourable First Minister of the Great Empire of Briatitika. Your payment is overdue. Consequences have been
2:04.7	scheduled. Merry Brucemas. Mr. King. To my dearest, Mr. and Mrs. Slatley. It is with the warmest regards, I write to unfortunately deny permission
2:21.1	for additional logs for your fire. The service you provide us is frankly a very little worth
2:27.7	to us, as we only really employee to put other smaller ventures out of business. Providing any
2:33.9	heating to yourselves whatsoever means we only out of business. Providing any heating to yourselves whatsoever
2:35.4	means we only just break even, and additional fuel would push us into loss-making. As you know,
2:41.9	profits are tight, and any further costs would, unfortunately, lead us into a situation requiring
2:47.1	your immediate, unpaid redundancy. My advice would be to burn the mould you were complaining about earlier in the year,
2:55.3	and any Brucemas decorations, or cards, for that matter.
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