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Mr. Clean’s Magic Virginity Eraser

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:04:17  Foreplay: Let’s Get Sexy 04:53:17  Supernatural Sex: Mr. Clean Mind Fucks Billy Mays 18:19:06  Old Woman Freaks Out At Poker Tournament 23:39:04  Half Naked Freak Threatens President And Travis Kelce 25:21:19  Woman Claims Women Are Dumb Bitches 32:05:15  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:35:13  Stealing Flight Attendant Outfits For […]

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0:00.0

Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, June 18th, 2024, coming up on the program today, scrub daddy sex makes getting

0:07.0

clean so goddamn dirty. Plus, a new report by women says women are bitches and stupid.

0:13.8

A honey glaze black eye and a sniff freak steals a flight attendant's outfit just

0:18.6

for the smells.

0:19.8

Oh mama, it's sex-tastic Tuesday.

0:27.0

On Distorted View.

0:31.0

Welcome to 1-800, asshole.

0:34.0

Get ready the fun is about to begin.

0:36.0

Ladies, press one.

0:38.0

Straight guys, press two and gig guys.

0:40.0

Press three. I'm on all fours and spread as wide as my legs will go. My ass arched high in the air, and you can see the lube dripping down my crack.

0:59.7

My girlfriend's been working a vibrator in and out of my drenched split as she pushes that

1:05.8

flat plug deeper and deeper. Oh, I feel so good, it's insane.

1:13.0

I'm quivering with pleasure.

1:16.0

And I think I'm finally loosener for you to enter me.

1:20.0

Please, just start with the tip and then grab my hips and sink that fix

1:26.8

kick of yours as deep as it will go.

1:28.8

Oh, oh, let's have an intimate encounter lover you and me.

1:34.0

T.L billing.com brings you the tightest anal action allowed by law.

1:40.0

If you're 18 or older, stick it in baby.

1:43.6

Oh yeah!

1:44.8

And to your credit or debit card number now.

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