Mr. Beetle's Story Time
Little Stories for Tiny People: Anytime and bedtime stories for kids
Rhea Pechter
4.6 • 6.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2021
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is Ria. Welcome to Little Stories for Tiny People. So I was thinking I would start |
| 0:17.3 | off today by, okay, hold on. Seriously, I just got a new email. Well, I think we all know |
| 0:25.4 | who this is going to be from. Dear Ria, you must be about to spit out your tea in shock |
| 0:34.0 | because you've never heard from us before. A few weeks back, the studio spiders gifted |
| 0:41.8 | us their old laptops and we've spent the last few weeks fixing them up. Now they're |
| 0:49.5 | good as new and we can send you emails too. Wait, what? This email is not from the studio |
| 0:58.8 | spiders. Then who is it from? Okay, let me skip past all the beginning stuff. Why don't |
| 1:06.7 | you have better lighting in here? Are you ever planning on installing wind chimes? I mean, |
| 1:13.1 | there's no wind in my studio, but okay. Blah, blah, blah, oh gosh, this is a long email. |
| 1:20.8 | Okay, here we are. We, the studio Beatles, felt it necessary to make email contact with you |
| 1:30.8 | after you unceremoniously change your podcast, be music without so much as consulting us |
| 1:39.4 | or the studio spiders. Oh, I see. They're teaming up now. Who are currently charging their |
| 1:46.6 | laptops after draining the batteries at an afternoon picnic? What? It doesn't even make |
| 1:53.3 | any sense. And who are the studio Beatles? All right, I am currently looking up into |
| 1:59.9 | the corners of my studio. And oh, yeah, yeah, there they are with their tiny refurbished |
| 2:09.5 | laptops. Hello up there. Great. Okay, let me get to the end of this. If you make more |
| 2:17.6 | unauthorized changes, we will have no choice but to make loud clicking noises while you |
| 2:23.4 | tell your stories, which you will have a really, really, really hard time editing out. |
| 2:32.3 | Sincerely, the studio Beatles. Huh, a threat? Seriously? Is that how you want to kick off your |
| 2:41.6 | email correspondence? All right, look, Beatles, I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up about |
| 2:48.8 | the music. I wish I had. But I mean, is it that big of a deal? And I'm going to make it |
| 2:56.4 | up to you because our story today was going to be about a turtle. But you know what? I'm |
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