Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you by the grace of God, I am in terrible shape.

I'm just looking at myself in the preview how red my face looks.

For those of you that Jesus, that is one block you looking dome.

Yeah, if you missed on Friday, I started having a live allergic reaction to something.

And this weekend was brutal, man, I think it looks better than it did.

I mean, on Saturday, the weekend was peak messed up.

But it's itchy and I hate to say this, but like my nether regions is so bad and it's so itchy and it's just my face and my wien.

And you know, it's kind of embarrassing too because I'm constantly itching myself and it looks like I'm playing with myself.

It's one of the advantages really.

I get away with it.

There's no way I could touch myself in any meaningful way right now.

You know what I mean? It's all just paying.

I know.

I think you got to go to the doctor.

I don't know how to see a medical professional.

I don't know about that.

We appreciate me still coming out.

No, it is. It is getting better.

I'm telling you on the weekend, it was even more messed up.

Okay.

Because it definitely it looks significantly worse than it did on Friday.

Well, I shaved off the first thing I did is I went home and shaved off the beard so I could see the damage.

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