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We'll start your day off, Swirley, It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. I hope everybody's having a parjolicious entree to the weekend. Doesn't feel for me quite like a Friday yet because I just like picked up and, you know, moved my family out west, very Oregon Trail style.

It's giving like a Wednesday.

So I'm not mad.

It's just like, I can't believe it's Friday.

When I had to write down my queenie and weenie, I was like, oh, okay.

I didn't move my family out west. And it still doesn't feel like a Friday to me. I don't know why today feels. So it's not just like a feeling for people who move their families out well? No, no, no, I feel like it's also for people who are sat where they are,

whose week was actually quite ordinary.

It just doesn't feel like a Friday, let alone a Friday leading into a long weekend. Yeah, let's talk about just like a little bit of a housekeeping update. There is no episode Monday. Oh, why? Because we respect national holidays. Now, Monday's national holidays a little murky. If you're celebrating Columbus Day, you're celebrating the Indigenous People Day. I'm celebrating all of it. I'm going to tell you. I don't give a fuck. I'm celebrating whatever gets me the day off from work. I think we should have two days off, one for Columbus and then one for Indigenous peoples. I will celebrate all of that.

I love that idea.

Let's start writing up the legislation.

I think that would be really beautiful.

I would like to thank Columbus and the indigenous folks for giving me Monday off.

I love you all.

And you know what?

I actually shout out to the indigenous because I feel like for a while Columbus Day was like,

no, you're all coming into the office. It kind of was losing its power severity. Yeah, as one of the

bank holidays. And then the indigenous were like, well, actually, maybe we should rebrand it. And you know

what? I'm with them. Well, actually, what if it was about us? Right. Not the indigenous. I'm

making it about themselves.

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