What's up guys welcome back to lightweights my name is Ilya I have my friend Joe here. I recently found him on the street

Um, he was homeless. Uh, he was just carrying a backpack

But now I've I've acquired him and he's at my new house

We are in Phoenix, Arizona right now. I recently purchased this house and he's sleeping in it. How do you feel Joe? Hey?

Let's do one more

What's up guys? My name is Joe. I'm the lead host. I have my homeless friend Ilya here dude

What the fuck I just said that joke and you're gonna take that joke from me huh?

Yeah straight up and I'm gonna edit out yours so people think that I said it first. Wow okay. Well, I guess I am homeless

What's it like being the ugly spurs in the room?

I don't mind it

I really don't because I'm the underdog and if I was the prettiest person in the room that I'd have an expectation to fill

But being the fact that I'm the inner dog I can and this is for all ugly people including including you Joe

Um, you really really like if you do something cool. It's so much cooler than then you know if you were pretty because

People go holy shit that guy was the inner dog and he wasn't good looking at all, but he did do it

Especially if you get like a really pretty looking girl

You know like you know like when you see like a guy walking with a really hot girl and he's like not that good looking

You go damn like I as balls, you know, but like when you see a really hot guy with a really hot girl

So it's always like okay you'll draw yeah, you know

Tomorrow the story is

Marlor stories. I think I don't think I'm ugly

I definitely don't think that I'm like a good I've said this before. I don't think I'm a good looking person at all

Yeah, it's the person now that they really dress people away

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