Moving Out, Anxiety Meds, and Unhinged Would You Rather

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

The girls are back for their final episode in the studio — and they’re going out filthy. From moving chaos and Austin comedy burnout to UTIs, anxiety meds, and “would you rather” questions that get way too real, this one’s peak 2 Girls 1 Blunt energy. The girls talk about growing up broke, missing Miami, outsourcing everything like rich people, and the comedy grind in Austin before spiraling into s*x debates, ghosts that sl!t-shame, and queef confessions. It’s chaotic, honest, and completely ...

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0:00.0	I'm talking to the nurse and I'm like, where is she from?
0:02.4	I'm trying to place her accent.
0:03.9	And she goes, so when did you symptom stat?
0:06.6	And I go, stat, are you from boss?
0:08.8	And she goes, yeah, I'm from fucking Revea.
0:16.5	Guys, welcome back.
0:17.6	We're recording.
0:19.0	Welcome back, you filthy effing.
0:21.7	You silly goose.
0:24.5	I'm trying to get away with it.
0:26.2	I miss saying it in the beginning of our pod.
0:28.3	I was watching old podcast episodes.
0:30.7	Like, we used to start the podcast episodes so good because we had like a thing.
0:34.4	And silly goose just doesn't hit the same way as.
0:37.2	I believe all that.
0:40.4	Thank you so much.
0:44.0	This is our last time recording in this studio.
0:49.2	It is.
0:50.2	On to the next.
0:51.5	Yeah, we never finished it.
0:53.3	I think we'll have a new vibe. We'll keep the chairs. We'll keep the next. Yeah, we never finished it. I think we'll have a new vibe.
0:55.3	We'll keep the chairs.
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