Hello and welcome to citation needed.

The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia

and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be checking off the boxes this evening but I'll need some guys to do the heavy lifting.

Noah, Tom, and Heath.

I have pink eye, sorry.

COVID.

I don't want to.

Honestly, a great summary of our cast.

I hope this is your first episode.

Before we begin tonight, I'd like to thank our patrons.

Patrons, without you, the only moving we'd be doing is back in with our parents. And that would only be nice for two of us, so we thank you. And if you'd like to learn how to join their ranks, be sure to stick around to the end of the show. And with that out of the way, tell us Noah, what person, place, thing, concept, phenomenon, or event will we be talking about today?

We'll be talking about moving day.

And Tom, you've boxed this information up nice and neatly in your mind.

Are you ready to share what's left on Buy Nothing Your Neighborhood?

I'll tell you this, Eli, last time I moved, the amount of shit I just decided I'd rather not own rather than move it,

stretched from my side of the curb into my neighbor's properties.

So let's do this.

That's true. Tom doesn't live in his house anymore.

So tell us, Tom, what is moving day?

Also, what's the deal with the human condition?

Thank you.

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