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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2025
⏱️ 174 minutes
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Summary
Man pulled over for drunk driving and tells officer he is the DUI instead of DD.
Would-be thief’s attempted bank robbery foiled because he handed teller illegible note
Florida lawyer busted smuggling legal docs soaked in ‘K2’ into jail for inmates: cops
Shreveport man arrested for hate crime, other charges after fight at Monroe store
Woman arrested after accidentally texting sheriff’s department instead of drug dealer
Hooters waitress tries coming on to cop to get out of DUI stop, calls him ‘nerd’ when it doesn’t work: bodycam
Fentanyl, meth, cocaine found inside Florida man's fake dictionary
Floyd County Prison Inmate Found with Multiple Items inside Anus
Police officer arrested after allegedly releasing prisoners to celebrate New Year’s Eve in Zambia
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