Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

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We're going to have a little baby.

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Welcome to Michael Medved reviews The Substance. use the substance.

The IMDB synopsis for this film, A Fading Celebrity, takes a black market drug, a cell replicating substance that temporarily creates a younger, better version of herself.

This movie stars Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley.

I haven't seen Demi more in a movie in quite some time.

And so interested to hear your thoughts, not only on her performance here, Michael, but the

subject matter, the entertainment value, all the criteria of which you rate films on.

I'm looking at the poster here for the substance. And in big, bold black letters, it says, quote,

absolutely effing insane.

So they're trying to set up an expectation, I think, for future consumers of this movie right away.

There's a woman who I presume is to me more on the poster laying down naked with a big scar going across the

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