Movie Review: Average Joe [TEASER]
5-4
Prologue Projects
4.5 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
A movie about a dipshit who prays his way to the Supreme Court. It’s worse than you imagine.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, coach, could we pray with you? |
| 0:02.0 | Free country. |
| 0:04.0 | Hey everyone, this is Leon from Prologue Projects. |
| 0:11.0 | On this subscriber-only episode of 5 to 4, Peter, Riannon and Michael are marking the holiday season by watching the minor motion picture, Average Joe. As you'll hear, the film |
| 0:22.4 | is only kind of about the Supreme Court, but it does, in its way, center around the court's |
| 0:27.1 | 22 ruling in favor of Joe Kennedy. Football coach at a public high school claimed a First |
| 0:33.1 | Amendment right to prey on the field during games. You weren't trying to convert them? |
| 0:38.3 | Look, I'm a Marine, and the Constitution means something to me. |
| 0:42.3 | It's always been a freedom thing. |
| 0:44.3 | The result is a muddled bit of Christian propaganda that is much less fun to watch than it is to make fun of on a podcast. |
| 0:51.3 | This is 5 to 4, a podcast about how much the Supreme Court sucks. |
| 1:02.2 | Welcome to 5 to 4, where we dissect and analyze the Supreme Court cases that have done a hostile |
| 1:07.3 | takeover of this country, like Paramount taking over Warner Brothers. |
| 1:11.2 | I'm Peter. I'm here with Riannon. |
| 1:13.5 | Hey, everybody. |
| 1:14.5 | And Michael. |
| 1:15.2 | I'm so upset that I have to root for fucking Netflix |
| 1:17.9 | to consolidate media and buy Warner Brothers Discovery |
| 1:21.1 | because the alternative is paramount. |
| 1:24.3 | Fuck Paramount. |
| 1:25.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:26.1 | Fuck the Ellisons. |
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