Movie Mini 3—Ominous Unnamed Gryffindor

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This one is misnamed, y'all—it's a movie MAXI! First, we read our Owl Post, in which you geniuses weigh in on wizard technology, Boggart biology, theories of art, Roman lunatics, and Lebron James. Then we delve into the absolutely beautiful but possibly nonsense third movie. Dumbledore gets recast, Snape is Number 1 smoke show (Draco is a close second), Hermione steals the show, Sirius chews the scenery, and a strange new Gryffindor bursts onto the scene with a couple of truly eerie lines. Plus, my god, Emma Thompson is a treasure. Next episode's chapters: The Riddle House, The Scar, and The Invitation (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!) Newsletter: tinyletter.com/quibblerpodcast

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0:00.0	Same shit, different Dumbledore.
0:04.1	You're listening to the Quiddler podcast, special film edition,
0:07.9	the Harry Potter Movie Club for Recasting Directors.
0:16.2	I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
0:21.6	Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs
0:25.6	are proud to present the Marauders' map.
0:28.6	We own so much.
0:30.6	Black was vicious. He didn't kill pretty good.
0:34.6	He destroyed it.
0:36.6	Uh-uh. A finger.
0:38.3	That all was left, a finger.
0:41.3	Enough, Tom, Remus. Come on. Let's kill him.
0:44.3	Wait!
0:45.3	I did my waiting!
0:46.3	Twelve years of it!
0:49.3	In Asgabern!
0:52.3	You mean we've gone back in time?
0:55.0	Yes.
0:56.0	This is not normal.
0:58.0	Expecto! Patronum!
1:02.0	What the bloody hell was that all about?
1:07.0	I'm Heather Pricewright.
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