Move Over Turkey Trot, Hello “Cousin Walk”
Intimate Knowledge
iHeartPodcasts
3.3 • 697 Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
Even though T.J. and Amy have yet to be invited on one, apparently “Cousin Walks” are all the rage and have been for years now. Ever notice a group of family members, one-by-one disappear for a little while before Thanksgiving dinner? Maybe they said they’re “getting some ice," or “walking the dog," but what they’re actually doing is getting high. In fact, it’s become such a phenomenon, the cousin walk has been credited with creating what’s now become known as “Green Wednesday," one of the busiest days for marijuana dispensaries in this country.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.1 | Hey there, folks. |
| 0:07.3 | It is Thursday. |
| 0:08.4 | Thanksgiving Day, November 27th. |
| 0:11.7 | And have you noticed, maybe even right now, certain members of your family have just kind of disappeared from the festivities? |
| 0:20.1 | As a group, they didn't announce it. |
| 0:22.2 | No signal was made, but they just happened to all be on the same page for their cousin walk. |
| 0:30.1 | And with that, welcome to this episode of Amy and T.J. |
| 0:32.6 | Rooms is not just, it's called Cousin Walk, but it ain't just for cousins. |
| 0:36.8 | No. |
| 0:37.0 | I had never heard of this before. |
| 0:37.9 | No. |
| 0:38.2 | Okay, I was going to ask you, had you ever heard of this? |
| 0:41.3 | I saw it plenty. |
| 0:43.1 | I saw it last night. |
| 0:44.6 | That's hilarious. |
| 0:46.1 | Yes, so I actually went into my daughter's room and I said, do you know what a cousin walk is? |
| 0:50.7 | And she said, yeah, duh, when people secretly leave a gathering and go smoke weed |
| 0:55.3 | i had no idea so i was one of the squares that was completely clueless as everyone else left |
| 1:03.3 | and did their thing no no you weren't clueless to what they were doing oh last night no i knew what |
| 1:07.7 | they were doing because i actually had already read about the cousin walkin Walk. So at this point, I'm already very aware. But up until this year, oh, I would never have known what a Cousin Walk was. Never. So they always say, think about it now. Like, you're at Thanksgiving, a group of folks could be any age, any group of them just might suddenly individually disappear, |
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