Hello. Have you ever found yourself going to a farmer's market, but you just have no idea what the fuck is going on? Well, guess what? With my app, I can help you navigate a farmer's market so you can effectively purchase the shit that you need

and not just end up buying seven peaches, a cucumber, an eggplant, and a rose because you just got

intimidated by all the stands and felt like that's what you need to do to fit in.

I stand by those choices.

Well, they couldn't really make a meal out of that anyway, but that has nothing to do with anything about the creation of my app, at least not on paper.

But with our app, you said you like that salad.

Hey, pipe down.

Anyway, with our app, you'll be able to navigate a farmers, our market with ease.

You'll know what's in season.

And also, we have a branded technique that will help you even further, which is called

asking the motherfucker at the stand what's good and what you should buy.

Anyway, our app is called Farmers Market Navigator.

And thank you so much for having me.

I'm Sophia Alexandra.

What an honor. You're a treasure.

Thank you. Hello. Have you ever gone to an auto shop and been like, what the fuck is all of this?

And also, why is everyone looking at my tip?

Well, we can't help you with number two.

That's just the Patriarch, my dog.

It is what it is.

We can help you with number one.

Okay.

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