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From full global headquarters, this is Motley Fool Money.

Welcome to the show. Thanks for being here. I'm your host, Chris Hill.

And I'm joined by Motley Fool, Senior Analyst, Seth Jason, James Arley, and Shannon Zermay.

Nice, good to see you. Good to see you, Chris. On today's show, Mr. Markets Wild Ride.

Playboy's new look, new problems for Apple and stocks for Mom.

Plus, best selling author Dave Barry talks about the business of humor.

And our own Seth Jason talks about what it feels like to make $30 million in five seconds.

But we begin with the Wild Week on Wall Street.

Incredible volatility, concerns over Greece and Europe.

And a crazy day on Thursday that saw the single worst intraday drop in stock market history.

Shannon Zermay, what was your headline?

Definitely the market mayhem. And for me, the subhead is when I was in high school,

I used to look around me and wonder and worry what would become of the world when my contemporaries were in charge of important things.

But now we know. It's just great.

The interesting thing for this is I think that the market has been primed for a correction for a long time.

We've been talking about this on the show for quite a while.

You know, the market is a discounting mechanism. It's run up fast and furious since the March 2009 lows.

Historically speaking, when you have such a rally, you're going to have a bit of a correction.

So everybody's lying and waiting for that. And this, you know, along with the Greek debt crisis,

which is a serious story, this kind of exacerbated that tendency anyway.

The thing is, you know, I've been waiting for a reason to panic for a long time now.

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