"Motherf*cker, You're About To Die" (w/ Jennifer Lawrence)
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 8.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Matt + Bowen are thrilled to welcome a certified Reader/Kayteigh to Las Cultch: Jennifer Lawrence!!! The star of the new film Die, My Love has many pressing matters to address with Matt + Bow, including The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the horniest part of a pregnancy, what actor might bang Tilly Norwood on screen first, docking and soaking in Mormon culture, and which celebrities are dead and alive. Also, Jennifer remembers the time she got double engine failure on a plane, recalls when she was visited by a NOLA ghost, and explores how the Boleyn sister dynamic speaks to the Simpson sister dynamic. All this, Kylie Kelce, Robert Pattinson, Sissy Spacek, Mark Ronson, Emma Stone, Cole Escola, and Miss Piggy. And what's more: thoughts on a "shabby chic" aesthetic, an exploration on why a group chat dies, seeing your own melasma, and Robert Pattinson. Go see Matt + Bowen's "Don't Wake Daddy" movie when Jen gets around to producing it, and DEFINITELY go see Die, My Love if you want to see a true movie star give one of her best performances ever. We love you, Jen!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:07.5 | Hey, hey, hey, or should I say, ho, ho. |
| 0:10.4 | It's me, Matt Rogers, and in the words of another Christmas icon, it's time. |
| 0:15.5 | I'm back with my new nationwide tour, Matt Rogers, Christmas in December. |
| 0:22.8 | Yes, it's time to remember when Christmas is. I'm hit in the road all of December with Henry Kuperski and the whole band |
| 0:27.3 | performing my album, have you heard of Christmas, along with a bunch of other little surprises. |
| 0:31.9 | So if you're in L.A., San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Philadelphia, D.C., New York City, Boston, Toronto, Chicago, or, yes, Orlando, Florida. |
| 0:42.2 | I want to see your gorgeous ass. Go to Matt Rogers official.com or head to my Instagram at |
| 0:47.6 | Matt Rogers, though, and hit the link in my bio. Until then, stream the album, get your look together, |
| 0:52.7 | and get ready to deck the damn halls at a venue near you. |
| 0:56.3 | Christmas in December, you in my heart. |
| 0:59.5 | X-O-X-O-X-O Santa Boy. |
| 1:02.7 | Look, man. |
| 1:03.9 | Where? Oh, I see. |
| 1:05.1 | Wow. |
| 1:06.3 | Bowen, look over there. |
| 1:07.2 | Wow, is that culture. |
| 1:08.5 | Oh, my goodness. |
| 1:09.6 | Wow. |
| 1:10.3 | Las cultureistas. |
| 1:12.5 | Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. Let's get a single on our guest really quickly on video. This is what's happening. That we document the documentation. Our guest has filmed. Give it. Chris Jenner, Amy Polar, and Mean Girls vibes. I can't believe. I'm sorry. I just wanted the ding-dong |
| 1:26.9 | Lascaulturesis. |
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