Hi, this is Yardley. We have a special episode for you this Thanksgiving holiday. We were originally

going to post this on our Patreon channel, but after we all listened to it, we felt like the

message of what it means to be a family was just what Thanksgiving is all about, and that made us

want to share it with our entire Small Town fam. So please pull up a chair and join us for a

special bonus episode of Small Town Dicks as we sit down with the usual suspects and their mom.

Small Town Super Fam, here we are with another delicious piece of snackable content. We have a

super duper extra special episode today. We have Detective Dan and Detective Dave's mom with us here. We're

calling her mom, just mom. Well, that's her name. That's what I call her. It is what you call her. To tell

us what it's like to be the mom of two awesome detectives. Hi, mom. Hi. Thank you for having me. We are so

thrilled to have you. So mom, here's the thing. I think our listeners would really love to know,

you're in a unique situation where you have both sons who are in law enforcement, and of course,

the obvious question is, do you worry about them all the time? And I'm sure they tell you not to worry.

No, they don't. Oh, they don't. You don't have to worry about Dan so much. He's a civilian. Yeah,

I'm retired. That's right. She doesn't worry about me anymore at all now. Anytime there's like,

you see the fires on the news or like, if there's an earthquake in Southern California, because I

live down there now, I know that I'm getting a text. Are you okay? Even if it's nowhere near where you

are. Mom, I'm on fire. I can't answer the phone right now. I'm on fire. She sent that text message

before where I wasn't even working when something big happened. And I'm like, I'm dead. I just,

I'm dead or I'm injured real bad. So you're incredibly insensitive. Exactly. I'm horrible when it

comes to that stuff, because I understand where she's coming from. Probably I don't understand

where she's coming from. No, you don't. I don't have any children, but that have found me. That have

found you. So I don't understand, but I get it. I understand why why she might worry. Does it

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